Saturday, June 16, 2007

How to Tell If You Are a Baby Boomer

Saturday, June 16, 2007

You know you're a baby boomer if:

  • You rarely see your knees, but feel them all of the time.
  • "Fiber" refers to your diet, not to your computer network connection.
  • When you look down at your breakfast and see both a bowl of oatmeal and a bran muffin.
  • Many of your sentences start with the words "I remember."
  • You see a pretty young woman and wonder what her mother or grandmother looks like.
  • You forget what you are looking for twice when you are buy Ginkgo Biloba to improve your memory.
Enjoy your weekend. Happy Father's Day!

Take care and say "excuse me all the way."
-The Rapidly Aging Baby Boomer